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Person Demotivational Poster

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm

Personality Disorder -

TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!

tolerance or apathy -

TAGS: worst person ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:50 pm
Such simpler times. I miss those days.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:01 pm
Yummy! It would add a little extra flavor.... ^!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 11:29 am
You nailed it. very funny. UP yours
Greybeard - May 2, 2016, 10:17 am
People like this don't surprise me anymore. Awesome run of posters. more,more,more!!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:49 am
HAHAHA real good! ^^^^^Up

POWER... -

TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang

ANONYMITY - On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

TAGS: persona false
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
Thanks for the comment Papa!
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:10 pm
Thank you greeny
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:09 pm
Thanks rerun
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 10:19 pm
Oh so true! :-D
Greeny - February 22, 2013, 10:02 pm
rerun - February 22, 2013, 9:02 pm

MP is on a roll tonight


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, damn them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the button twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get shot in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes pedo jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes pedo jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together

YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf

TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am

ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.

TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by conquerernad

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is HOT! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the damn snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and sexism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.

WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?

TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headshot with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm



TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit gay.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my ass kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?

Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -

TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!

A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .

TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls

NO YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL - But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality

TAGS: face beautiful double bag personality
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm
punctuation is everything. No, your face is beautiful. BUT it really should read, Yes, your face is beautiful... Sorry I could not help it. It just kind of bugged me.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 am
the eyes are beautiful indeed, but the jaw seems suspiciously squ5re... before proposing, m5ke sure she's not packin' :)
vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:21 am
Ouch! 5L for the slap, and the beautiful eyes.

REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am


Igorot -

TAGS: indigenous personnel living old school
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:18 pm
Researched Hunzas. Similar, yep. See PM
GaryO - October 26, 2014, 5:46 pm
sounds somewhat like the Hunzas


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


TAGS: not a morning person warning
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:24 am
Indeed, coffee is life. To trifle with such a thing can prove most fatal.
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:28 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! VERY, VERY true! ^!!!!!


TAGS: police truck personality
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 4:26 pm
LOL Good One! Perfect example of why I come to this site, and why one should refrain from consuming a beverage while reading here.. it may make a hasty exit out their nose.
Cyberhagen - June 22, 2011, 1:30 pm
ROFLMAO.. I didn't see that coming.


TAGS: laughter personal space creepy dating
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:38 am
Sparrowgirl - July 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Lol. ;)
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 pm
LOL! Now, to call my lawyer...
Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
He shoots...he scores
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:22 pm
I'm in! LOL!
Sparrowgirl - July 25, 2010, 11:07 pm
5 fidgeting lions and a flip of the hair for good measure.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:50 am


TAGS: hes such a people person
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

CarlRedifi - March 13, 2010, 6:33 am
you forgot one thing, conquer England and set a immortal mark
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 11:15 pm
#5 Sail back & rape just for effect!
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:40 pm
Perfect. 5+
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 2:22 pm
Well done! I applaud you, sir. This comprehensive study on barbarian priorities is most enlightening. 5/5
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:21 pm
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:20 pm
An excellent guid for modern life too! 5 Horned Helms!


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.29/5

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maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am
Very Funny Pic 5L

UNDERNEATH - you're still the same, even if you choose a different mask to wear today.


TAGS: what will you be person
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

forseti - November 20, 2012, 1:06 am
That's how a great motifake should look like! 5L!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:23 pm
Speechless :)
caveman - March 14, 2012, 9:04 am
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:52 am
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm

Truer words~~~

SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?

Multiple Personality -


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

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ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?



TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad bondage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "bondage" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that Shit?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm


TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!



TAGS: personal ad assignment cubby
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:07 am

NOTHING PERSONAL - Dear John! Saw you yesterday with that blonde. Left you a message!


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's

MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!

PSYCHOLOGY - Stop worrying about how long I've felt this way? Or my relationship with my mother? JUST GET IT OUT OF ME!!


The Horror Of It All -

TAGS: image attitude personality monsters society
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:06 am
Thank you. :)
Greeny - May 20, 2014, 6:50 pm

personal space -



TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D

COMPROMISE - As understood by Darth Vader.

TAGS: personality darthvader drink
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
No...Coke infused with a little extra kick...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:11 am
Wait a second . . . "spring water infused with furic acid"? Lol!

Silent weapons -

SMILING BEER VENDOR - Even if you HATE the stuff...you brought beer today because she asked you to. That's the power of a great smile.


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....

TRENDS - Some Are Best Left Unfollowed

BIONIC BOY - Sidekick fail

TAGS: if you laugh you are a bad person
Rating: 2.07/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:26 am
check this one!...http://www.motifake.com/we-can-rebuild-him-demotivational-poster-24424.html
Player_Meyer - September 3, 2009, 8:22 am
LMAO... I felt so bad making it... But it is funny...
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:16 am
THIS IS EPIC.........im so mean

Personality -

TAGS: personality ex several
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 17, 2016, 4:35 am
LOL real nice!
concern3 - December 16, 2016, 8:26 am
Welcome to the site. Excellent very funny, UP yours

HIDE'N'SEEK - this guy doesn't know how to play it

TAGS: hide seek person
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - August 18, 2011, 5:37 pm
Whether it's fashion or ghillie suits, it always a good idea to keep up with the seasons


SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen

TAGS: personal phone calls
Rating: 4.81/5

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jameswnash - October 22, 2010, 2:29 am
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:59 am
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night - A pint of plain is your only man.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
I could go for some of that right now. Draught OR stout.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:43 am
I will be waiting in aggys office...I hear there is guinness on tap.
rerun - October 20, 2010, 7:29 pm

damn Chompers, at least you got lunch.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 7:16 pm


TAGS: person id like to know cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:57 pm
made no sense that is Mr panic, no sense
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:56 pm
panic, you made sense, just saying... As for the corn..whole new meaning to wanting a corn fed woman huh?
AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 8:35 pm
VladTepes3 - October 17, 2010, 5:59 pm
why are you questioning why? just sit back and wait to see how could she is at deep throat.
crankyhead - October 17, 2010, 4:29 pm
i bet she really likes salted butter =)
panic8 - October 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
A Motiriddle? Well, it'll take long to eat it that way anyway plus distraction by the book she just started with, she isn't wearing a sun hat, she seems to be not too clever at all... Holy Hole in the Doughnut, a Redneck!


TAGS: hints for multiple personality disorder
Rating: 4.7/5

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Wytch - August 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
I have D.I.D. (multiple personalities) and I STILL found this hilarious!
crankyhead - August 11, 2011, 2:54 am
Will do sir, my bad.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:52 am
It's all about the personality disorder (and about democracy of course). No political opinion was spread. So I think there is no reason to ban it to politifake ;)
Cloudchaser - August 11, 2011, 12:46 am
I agree, this is something that everyone can agree with regardless of political affiliation.
Iconoclast - August 10, 2011, 11:28 pm
I suggest - respectfully - that encouraging folks to vote is not political, but is simply good citizenship. Partisan posters belong on politifake, but this wasn't partisan, IMHO.
motinet - August 10, 2011, 4:57 pm

Keep on politifake please


TAGS: ads personal tribute fun cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 1:18 am
I'm guessing it's Married Female.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:12 am
MotiFaker.... DUH!
thatonechick - June 27, 2010, 12:49 am
male/female ?
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:47 am
thatonechick - June 27, 2010, 12:45 am
The telephone numbers are 314... St. Louis. :) But, um, what's an 'MF' ? I mean besides motherfucker. LoL
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's classified code for Stagnant-Type Lifestyle.
Anonymous2 - June 26, 2010, 9:59 pm
Is that STL Seattle or St. Louis?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 9:57 pm
Cool! Gorilla-grams.


TAGS: not on a personal level
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:57 pm
lulz 5ls
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:47 pm


TURTLE PARTY TRICK'S - After a few drink's Larry would always do his '4 Inches Dilated' impersonation Just after serving Berry Blancmange...


MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES - Artificial Intelligence is doomed


TAGS: scum shithead worst person of the world
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - August 22, 2009, 2:15 am
ron snuck this one in. a smooth 5 lions
RONSART - August 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Scum Shithead = my pity for his mama and puppy...they don,t even like him. If ignorance is bliss...he,s the happiest person alive. And the only place he’s invited is outside. And you all have seen people like him before...but you had to pay admission.
spacedog - August 22, 2009, 12:25 am
Shithead is a brainless cocksucker who fucking needs to start contributing to the site, instead of pissing on those who do. Start wearing your balls out front and make a poster of your own, you scum covered, cabbage faced, pile of cat puke. STFU or GTFO.
Woodywood03a - August 22, 2009, 12:18 am
(I am happy I am here.) I am really am.
spacedog - August 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Hmm, hope you meant 255 letters, there Ron. I'll give it a shot.


TAGS: sure she s scary but probably has a nice personality
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 4:09 pm
She looks like this one guy I know. No, that was not a joke. I know a guy that looks like her. Scary.


PERSONALLY - We can't see what all the fuss is about this Avatar movie.


TAGS: personal hygiene
Rating: 2.4/5

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glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 4:54 pm
This is as stupid as the shave vag is cleaner too... actually it's more prone to infection than one that isn't shaved... flippin morons. If you don't like it, don't look at it....
Bob Chin - July 21, 2009, 1:50 pm
Gosh, a hater, and me, a guy with extreme lung powers and a lover of roosters. Next time the gene pool better get cleaned before I take a swim, just sayin'
Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:12 pm
Bob, you would probably suck a baseball through a garden hose as well, right after you play hide and go seek with your boyfriend's cock vs. your butthole
Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Personally, bitches that don't shave their pits are just as hygenic as those that do. It's a matter of choice, I'd hit that.

BRAD PITT IS A BASTERD - And Benjamin Button,Jesse James,John Smith,Acheilles. Anybody get left out?

TAGS: actors movies multiple personalities
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by timebomb

timebomb - October 13, 2009, 6:12 pm
Who was Tyler Durden??
don - October 12, 2009, 11:53 am
yeah... Tyler Durden!
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:10 am
Shouldn't everyone?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Ya, you forgot Tyler Durden.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2009, 2:40 am
I would redo sex ed as well if I were you.....we all saw what you did with that llama.
timebomb - October 10, 2009, 2:39 am
Damn, I have got to go back to school and learn how to spill.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 2:13 am
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:13 am
Mark Santiago - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Your Right. My bad. thanks for the heads up.
Slim - October 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Learn how to spell 'Achilles'.


Ca-razy! -

Eyes Of Laura Mars -

adversity -

TAGS: person
Rating: 5/5

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hindsight -

TAGS: spiderman person cellmate too late
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 4:33 pm


Personality -

TAGS: personality crazy insane membrane dimension
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 10:02 pm
Tell my doc that...please!

Dude! -

[email protected] -

TAGS: rejection motifake anxiety insane ugly person your mom
Rating: 4.95/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:51 am
I know this was posted before I joined your community. How did you know I was coming?
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 1:20 am
oxymoron...... hardcore emo
Chompers - September 9, 2010, 12:58 am
If emos did THAT to themselves, I'd almost show them respect. Almost.
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 12:56 am
5 hardcore teenage emo razors.
Chompers - September 9, 2010, 12:53 am

Thanks Dad -

TAGS: father s day calendar personal view
Rating: 4.92/5

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maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heavy Stuff .
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 10:46 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 9:30 pm
Too many in fact. 5L

Commitment -

TAGS: running sports personal improvement lying
Rating: 4.77/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:23 am
well said

Person of Interest -

Breaking Point -

Aspirations -

TAGS: personalities difficult impossible people changes
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 5:46 pm
Guess boredom can be inspirational? Thanks Mr. Gary.
GaryO - November 2, 2013, 12:33 pm
Geez, Miss P. You been poppin’ posters like crazy. And they’re all good. Cheers to you, kiddo.


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm butts…only the dog nose for sure

Behind the Trigger -


TAGS: personalized vessels no doubt
Rating: 4.42/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 5:40 pm
No, but Gary Coleman isn't feeling anything...
Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:37 pm
Is Iceman feeling ill?



TAGS: too pixilated not a motifake been done tagged personal pictures and references are not approved unfunny unoriginal try harder
Rating: 4.28/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
ok, I got you wrong, sorry... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
I only used this pic because of the "No entry!" signs in at every direction. It wasn't rejected before with another text. Or do I get you wrong now?!? Anyway, it's my best ranked pic at the moment and that makes me sad... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:42 pm
Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 4:06 pm
He he he. I like it.

Dream girl -

TAGS: but a nice personality
Rating: 4.22/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Alice the goon!

CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe...

TAGS: he s got a great personality though
Rating: 4.12/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
@ canada XD sorry missread what you wrote as "silver bandaid" XD
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
Damn! missed a double in the 11th. I guess silver aint bad
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
It's not very PC to call them Japs...
ginganinjaspy - February 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
This is GBR vs. Jap....
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:16 pm
Don Rickles would call you a Hockey Puck for that pun...then he'd give you 5L!
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 1:51 pm
LMFAO!!! the fellow Canuck knows!
Sean - February 26, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ignore them, Canada. After all, if it were any WIDER than that, you'd never be able to talk your way in through the OUT door, if you know what I mean.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:10 pm
Then again, if I had a chick that hot "in the know," I still win.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:09 pm
The other caption I had was "he's not as "BIG" in his country as he'd have you believe." That was probably better.
GreyScorpion - February 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, it did. I just opened a new tab to see if it was in the Latest Comments, and sure 'nuf... But I digress. 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:20 am
Great poster BTW...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:19 am
Did it do the same for your comment?
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Ooh! Did it work? Queue shows it's still loading. LoL


Identity -

GLOBAL WARMING - I didn't care until you ruined my ice fishing plans NOW IT'S PERSONAL

TAGS: personal
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:22 am
IMO ur best ice fishing one mike.


TAGS: personal hygiene is key
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Warning! Do not use this product to shave below the waist.
spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:19 pm
Heh. Does this strike anyone else as extremely dangerous? I wouldn't shave my face with a two foot handle on my razor. I can just imagine the warning labels.



D.I.D. -

TAGS: double personality thanks rl mariand
Rating: 3.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:29 pm
For get that I want to be on top of the one that's in the pink dress.